(Source: jusst-a-day-away, via idgafortunecookie)
(Source: poptartcreative, via andthewholetownunderwater)
— DO YOU THINK MORE GAYS SHOULD BE LOCKED UP IN JAIL?
— DO YOU THINK ASIANS SHOULD HAVE THEIR DRIVERS LICENSES TAKEN AWAY?
— THERE’S TOO MANY FAGS IN THIS COUNTRY ISN’T THERE
— SHOULD ASIANS, MUSLIMS & BLACKS BE FORCED TO LOVE IT OR LEAVE BUT PROBABLY JUST FUCKEN LEAVE IT ANYWAY
— ARE THERE TOO MANY SLUTS OR NOT ENOUGH
— SHOULD JULIA GILLARD FUCK OFF BACK TO THE KITCHEN
— WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH ALL THIS BULLSHIT ABOUT FAGS GETTING MARRIED
Inspired by Geelong girl suing Geelong school for not making her all lawyer-smarts, I’ve been compiling a top ten list of all the people/things/places I’m now going to sue for failing me.
1. Joined gym three years ago and didn’t lose weight. GOING TO SUE GYM EVEN THOUGH I NEVER ACTUALLY WENT…
Oh Obama.
(Source: memedirect, via thats-so-meme)
(Source: raphmike, via broadwayismyway)
"I’d like to be the sort of person who can enjoy things at the time, instead of having to go back in my head and enjoy them."
— David Foster Wallace (via shetakesflight)
"I have this — here’s this thing where it’s going to sound sappy to you. I have this unbelievably like five-year-old’s belief that art is just absolutely magic. And that good art can do things that nothing else in the solar system can do. And that the good stuff will survive, and get read, and that in the great winnowing process, the shit will sink and the good stuff will rise."
— David Foster Wallace (via shetakesflight)
